Muffin Man Acquitted

After a 6 week long trial and 72 hours of deliberation, the Muffin Man was acquitted on all charges stemming from a September incident with security forces on the campus of JState. When asked what the first thing he would do after being released, the Muffin Man replied, “Get back to handing out more free muffins of course.” We hope he will, We hope he will. More on this story tomorrow.

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One response to this post.

  1. Vindication. Blessed vindication. Your vichysoisse of verbage may now return to your public.

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